P: hey! would you like to marry me? Marry me lah, then you can sponsor my academic lifestyle...
L (already endowed with a long-term boyfriend): sorry, you not my type. Food is very important to me too.
gives up, turns to another person...
P: Ay, marry me lah! join teaching, then you can support my ambitions!
A: eh, not my type lah. i'm heterosexual.
P: go for a sex change la. i also heterosexual. but i need someone to fund me!!! go lah!
A: aiyah, no lah. i also want someone to support me...
so depressing. two proposals sent out (admittedly to my girl-friends, so that might not have worked) and twice rejected immediately.
mirror, mirror on the wall...
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